Ok it is list time, I am going to list the things that I have to do that I feel are the biggest waste of time. In no particular order…

Waiting for the shower to warm up so that I can get in it…

Waiting for my truck to fill up with gas…(waste of money also!!!)

Waiting for a table at a restaurant

Waiting for the movie to start and having to watch previews and commercials!!!

Waiting for people to pull out on Atlanta Hwy (they seem to need a written invitation)

Waiting on a price check at wal mart

Waiting for red lights to change to green

Waiting on the copier to warm up

Waiting for Ryan Seacrest to announce the winner/loser of American idol (after the commercial break)

Waiting for whatever show I am watching to come back on (I hate commercials)

Waiting on my wife (I love you honey!) to try on clothes while shopping

Well I predicted weeks ago that the two David’s would be in the finals and while I think that David Cook will be the better recording artist, I must say that David Archuleta had the best night. I predict that David Archuleta will win based on the teeny bopper vote but again David Cook will have the most early success in his career.

OK I thought that I would share some of my more famous sayings, I believe that I coined all of these myself but if someone else wants to take the credit well then thats ok…

One of my most used words is- Jack leg-definition: Less than desirable, not good, need for improvement. Now I will use the term Jack Leg in a sentence.

That is a jack leg way to drive a car.

Jack leg can also be used in the plural by saying jack leggedness, for example; look at all that jack leggedness, someone should fix that.

Another famous Toddism is hammered up, or the still famous hammered-up-ness. This term is also used to describe less than desirable results or actions.

That play was all hammered up from the beginning or boy we sure hammered that one up.  Again if you need to use this term for plural use then hammered-up-ness can and will always work. For example: Will you just look at all that hammered-up-ness, how will that ever be fixed!?!?!?

OK so that’s the end of todays Toddism lesson but if there is interest I will share more in the future. Remember even though I coined these phrases you are more than welcome to use them, just if asked be sure to give me the credit!?!?!

Well this has been a very special 4th of July, Joey Chestnut brings the hotdog eating crown home!!! hotdog

Now life will be normal again, we again can say as American’s, baseball, HOTDOGS and apple pie!!! We are the champions, we rule, yes, yes, yes!!!!